Thank you for so generously inviting us to camp a few days in your backyard! You didn’t notice us? That’s because you own more land than you could possibly see in your lifetime, even were you only 16. “You”, of course, is plural; and a grammar Nazi would prefer that I write “we”. The Forest Service and Bureau of Land Management have custody of over 600 million acres of Federal land. It has always been fashionable to bash government employees, but from our experience those guys and gals do a pretty good job.