The IRS and Me

“I am John Palmsley of the IRS Audit Department. You must call me today to explain certain criminal allegations. If you do not call now, I do not think I can stop local authorities from arresting you. “

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A New Scam, Part II

Lex crossed the big waters to visit me a couple of summers in Louisiana, way back when we were teenagers. He soon introduced me to the joys of bovine bestiality and short-term car theft.

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A New Scam

I am seeking your consent to present you as the next of kin of my late client; you bear the same last name. I will help you contact my bank and apply for the funds as next of kin. We must act swiftly to beat the deadline escheat date.

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